Archive for September, 2005

Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion

THE FINALISTS:

Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Iran
Ms. India
Ms. Philippines
QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that , male organs in America are like gentlemen.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.

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(Applause…Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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(Applause…Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance.

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(Applause…Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

QUESTION: And why do you say that?

MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door.

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(Applause…Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer.

QUESTION: Why do you say that?

MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night.

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(Applause…Applause)

QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh… well, opcors, hihihi… I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!

QUESTION: Chismis?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry… it’s ano, ahh kuwan… it means GOSSIP in our language.

QUESTION: Hmm… interesting comparison. And why do you say that?

MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy… dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi… I mean… Because… it passes from mouth to mouth.

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(STANDING OVATION!)

Enhance your vocabulary..

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

I know this is way too old.. hehehe!

Contemplate - not enough pinggan

Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

Ice Buko - Is my hair ok?

Tenacious - Footwear for tennis

Calculator - Tawagan kita mamaya

Devastation - Dun sasakay ng bus

Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas

Masturbation - Malawakang gutom

Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Dedicated - pinatay ang pusa

Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

Deduct - Ang pato

Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)

Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)

Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)

City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6

Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

Persuading - Unang Kasal

Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING

Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING

Evacuate - Ebak muna ako, you wait!

It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isa (11)

Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)

Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na lang tanghalian

Profit - Messenger of God

profit - patunayan mo

Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet

backlog - bacon saka egg

beehive - magpakatino ka

cdrom - tingnan mo ang kwarto

debug - ang ipis

defrag - ang palaka

defense - ang bakod

defer - ang balahibo

deflate - ang plato

detest - ang eksamin

devalue - ‘yon ang susunod sa letrang ‘V’

devote - ang boto

dilemma - brownout! , a!

effort - ‘dun nagla-land ang efflane

forums - apat na kwarto

july - nagsinungaling ka ba?

thesis - ito ay…

Hahahaha!

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Ang Sampung Prutas!

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

May 3 hunters na nahuli ng mga cannibals sa gubat.
Dinala sila sa harap ng tribal chief para siya ang
pupugot ng ulo.  Nagmakaawa yung mga hunters at naawa
naman yung chief.

Chief: sige hindi namin kayo papatayin, sa isang
kondisyon. kailangan isa-isa kayong mangolekta ng 10
pirasong prutas. dalhin nyo iyon dito at saka ko
sasabihin ang sunod nyong  gagawin.

Naghiwa-hiwalay ang tatlong magkakaibigan. Unang
dumating si Pedro, dala-dala’y 10  oranges.

Chief: Ngayon, ipasok mo ang lahat ng mga prutas na
iyan sa iyong  puwet. Kailangan ay hindi magbabago ang
mukha mo. Konting  ngiwi o ngiti lang  aypupugutan ka
agad namin ng  ulo.

Unang orange pa lang ang pinapasok ay napa-sigaw agad
si Pedro.  Agad siyang pinugutan ng  ulo.

Sunod na dumating ay si Juan, dala-dala’y 10 lansones.

Tuwang-tuwa siya ng in-explain sa kanya nung  Chief
kung ano ang kailangan nyang  gawin.

Juan: sus!  sisiw lang pala. kayang-kaya! buti na lang
maliit na prutas ang kinolekta ko.  naipasok ni Juan
ang mga lansones sa kanyang puwit ng walang problema.
Ngunit nung asa pang-10 prutas na siya, bigla  siyang
napatawa. Pugot-ulo agad si Chief.

Pagkamatay ay napunta agad si Juan sa langit kung saan
nakita niya si Pedro.  Nagkausap ang dalawa.

Pedro: Sayang Juan! pinapanood kita dito sa langit
habang ginagawa mo yung utos.  Isang lansones na lang
hindi  mo pa tiniis! Buhay ka pa sana ngayon. Ano bang
nangyari sayo?

Juan: Pare, ang dali-dali ngang ipasok nung mga
lansones. Kaso, nung matatapos na  ako bigla kong
nakita si  pareng Jose

– may dala-dalang 10 langka!

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What men have to say about (Pinay) women

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

1. They take an eternity dressing up.
2. They take an eternity putting on make-up.
3. They take an eternity to shop.
4. When they shop, they like everything they see.
5. They’re so beauty-conscious.
6. They’ve tried every beauty product/hair treatment/slimming pill on the market.
7. They are perpetually on a diet.
8. Pero may bilbil pa rin.
9. They brush their hair more than the required 100 strokes per day.
10. They look in the mirror all the time
11. They always fish for compliments from us.
12. They are not content with the compliments we give them.
13. They’re obsessive-compulsive about keeping things in their proper place.
14. They leave their what-have-you lying around.
15.They’re overly attached to gossip & entertainment talk shows.
16. Not to mention mushy Korean soap operas.
17.They try to save for their breast augmentation/ liposuction even if it’s beyond their means.
18. They give you gifts they would like to receive themselves.
19. They talk to their girl friends on the phone for too long.
20. When they are with their girl friends, they go to the rest room in droves.
21. They text shamelessly while on dates.
22. With matching pa-picture on their camera phones.
23. They wear too much make-up.
24. They wear too many frilly dresses.
25. When they wear accessories, it looks like they’re carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders.
26. They over-analyze things.
27. They have not gotten rid of their pa-cute, colegiala accent.
28.They giggle a lot/laugh too loud.
29. They’re fickle and indecisive.
30. They’re sometimes too clingy it leaves us breathless.
31. They “imagine” too much.
32. They cry too easily.
33. When they drive, it looks like they left their IQ in the garage.
34. When we drive, they scream in total exaggeration.
35. They’re proud in proclaiming themselves to be virgins.
36. They proud in claiming themselves to be virgins.
37. They think it’s yucky to smoke from icky-looking pipes.
38. They think it’s even worse to swallow the leaks from icky-looking pipes.
39. They just lie there and do nothing.
40. When they’re horny, they’re the best, most beautiful lover in the whole world.

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What women have to say about (Pinoy) men

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

1. They forget appointments.
2. They don’t notice your haircut.
3. They leave their socks lying around.
4. They can be so obsessive-compulsive about keeping things in their proper place.
5. They are more figure- and beauty-conscious than you.
6. They eat only fresh banana and muesli for breakfast.
7. They have the guts to say: “I think you should get a liposuction.”
8. They eat like a pig.
9. They snore.
10. All they do is watch television.
11. They gawk at women with big breasts.
12. They laugh at women with big breasts and no butt.
13. Admittedly, they are more tsismoso than women.
14. They chat too much.
15. They’re such cheapskates they only send you text messages through YM and Chikka.
16. They pick the wrong gifts.
17. But still you are forced to say “My! This is the loveliest piece of (shit) I’ve ever seen!”
18. Their idea of unwinding after a long day is a bottle of beer…in a beerhouse.
19. Their idea of fashion is orange polo shirt over jeans and rubber shoes.
20. They’re so finicky they don’t want a single crease on their pants.
21. They wear colored underwear… as in purple and green
22. They can’t sit still without looking at their cellphone for 10 minutes.
23. They text shamelessly on dates.
24. They keep pictures of their wives/girlfriends in their wallets while openly philandering.
25. They call every girl “sweetheart” and “my dear.”
26. They send you emails meant for someone else.
27. They’re such lousy performers in bed.
28. They’re such goood performers in bed but won’t commit.
29. They forget they don’t stand a chance with Diana Zubiri.
30. They’re so obsessed with the eighteeners and twenty-somethings.
31. They won’t do housework.
32. They play music too loud.
33. They drive too fast.
34. They believe their secretaries more than you.
35. They abhor shopping.
36. They shop with you without giving you the shopping money.
37. They boast about bedding so many women when their dicks are so small, it won’t even fit a gas tank.
38. They like you to go down on them without them going down on you.
39. They think you will be so crazy about them when they go down on you.
40. They expect you to be like their mother.
41. They make fun of women-drivers.
43. They are work-obsessed.
44. They kiss and tell.
45. They have no qualms looking at other women while with you.
46. They have to hang out with their male buddies on Friday nights.
47. They talk about sports all the time.
48. Sometimes, they are too silent. They take the phrase “man of few words to the extreme.”
49. All they want is sex.
50. They are so dense. Case in point: an ex who read this entry asked me: “hindi naman ako ganon di ba?”

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Awwww! That huuurts!

Smallville In TV Guide’s “Returning Favorites” Issue

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

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Ghost Rider Promo Poster

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

Check out the promotional poster from Ghost Rider the Movie Starring Nicolas Cage..
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Smallville Season Five: “Superman in Training” Written by Scott Collura

Wednesday, September 7th, 2005

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By the sound of it, Al Gough, executive producer and co-creator of Smallville,
is having fun preparing the popular “Young Superman” show for its fifth
season on The WB. Take the question I lob at him regarding the new
Fortress of Solitude, which will become a fixture on the show this
season – will it be snowy and icy like in the movies?

“Actually,
we thought it would be a tropical paradise on the beach! Really hot
Kryptonian barmaids will be serving Clark umbrella drinks,” laughs the
producer.

Who can blame Gough for feeling good? Smallville has proven
to be a solid hit since its debut in 2001, and now as the fifth season
approaches its debut on September 29 (and the DVD set for season four
streets next week) the show seems to be going as strong as ever. Clark
Kent (Tom Welling) will continue to explore his Kryptonian heritage
more and more, Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s James Marsters will
have a recurring role as the classic Superman villain Brainiac,
Metropolis becomes a bigger part of Clark and his friends’ lives… oh
yeah, and there’s also that Fortress of Solitude – which Gough finally
admits will not be in the tropics.

“We are definitely keying off the [look] of the movies. Obviously,
from the last scene of [last year’s] finale, when Clark threw the
crystal, the Fortress of Solitude is going to play a part in season
five,” he says, while also pointing out that a standing set has been
built for the Fortress, which will be seen on a regular basis from now
on – a fact which begs the question of how the non-flying Clark will
get to the North Pole from Kansas each week. “You have the cave, which
acts in the finale as a sort of stargate to get him there. And he’s
also got super-speed if he ever wants to stretch his legs!”

The Fortress will serve an overarching story purpose for Clark in addition to being a cool set to shoot on, though.

“I think you’ll see from how it works [that] it doesn’t have quite
the point and click technology of the movie,” Gough laughs. “There’s a
little more to it than that. It’ll obviously open revelations to him
about his heritage and sort of his destiny, but in a way that isn’t
just, ‘Put in the crystal and get a download.’ Rip a crystal – the
poetry crystal!”

Another major change this season is that the kids will now be going
to college, which means more stories set in the big city of Metropolis
– the place where Superman will eventually make his home.

“Chloe is going to Met U, and we’ll be drawing Clark into more of those stories,” says Gough. “We’ll see more of the Daily Planet.
And then the big question is who or what the hell is in that spaceship
[from the finale last year]? But you’ll see that the breadth of
storytelling that we can do will expand, as Clark is sort of taking on
his mantle more and becomes Superman in training. And we’ve got a lot
of fun guest stars lined up and a lot of cool mythology stuff planned
as well.”

Marsters’ (best known and beloved by fans for his turn as Spike on Buffy and Angel)
appearance as Brainiac isn’t the only familiar DC Comics character who
will show up this season – though Gough is a bit cagey about revealing
exactly who else we’ll be seeing.

“Lois is back. She’ll be back for – I think it was 13 episodes last
year – it will be the same this year,” he says. “Other characters from
the Superman mythology [will appear]. Some, like the Flash [from last
year], will be other DC characters in their younger years who will
cross paths with Clark and the gang, and then there will be other
people from the actual Superman universe as well. Potentially you could
see Perry White again, potentially you could see the Flash again.”

As far as the new season four DVD set goes, Gough points out that
the timing of the release only a couple of weeks before the debut of
season five on broadcast TV is no coincidence. A show like Smallville
maintains a core “arc” story that runs throughout each season for
regular viewers while also shelling out serialized standalone episodes
that can hook newbies who have no prior knowledge of the series. Gough
thinks that the release of the DVD right when a new season is set to
air can only work to help hold the attention of those regular viewers
while also netting some newcomers to the show as well – though he adds
that there’s more to a successful series than just that.

“First and foremost your show has to air on the network [and] it has
to do good numbers on the network, so that your show remains on the
air! So you have to play by the network rules,” he says. “Our show, the
episodes are standalone with sort of serialized elements. Obviously the
relationships are serialized, but the plots – if somebody drops in from
week to week – you can pretty much pick up the show. It’s certainly not
24 or Alias or one of those shows that tends to be a bit
more Byzantine in their storytelling. But we sort of always have, prior
to the show being on DVD, arced out a season, and that’s something that
I think most successful shows tend to do. We certainly know where we’re
going in terms of the big signpost events. … But I don’t think DVDs
influence that. I think that’s how good television’s always been done.”

Be sure to check back this week for more of our Al Gough interview.

Shattered hope By Silverio F. Aquino

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

I AM now 75. I
have a wife and six children and two truckloads of grandchildren, but
my family has been breaking up because of the failures of our
government. All this makes my blood pressure shoot up. I think many
senior citizens are in the same situation.

I know whereof I speak because I have lived through the
administrations of Quezon, Osmeña, Roxas, Quirino, Magsaysay, Garcia
and Macapagal, and life under them was good. I was a boy during
Quezon’s time and I know little of Osmeña’s rule, but I know they were
good and dedicated leaders. During the administrations of Roxas through
Macapagal, I got an education, got married, had children and educated
them in turn. The government under them was also good.


Then came Marcos. At first the people responded well to his
exhortation: "Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, disiplina ang kailangan (For the
nation to progress, discipline is needed)." But he turned out to be a
dictator. He killed or imprisoned his political enemies, stole money in
the billions of pesos, and repressed the people’s freedoms.

One day my youngest daughter, who had just finished her course at
the University of the Philippines announced, "My future has been ruined
by Marcos. I want to leave."

I was dumbfounded, but I knew she was right. She went abroad.

Then my eldest son, an electrical engineer, followed her. I
terribly missed them, and I blamed the government for taking away their
hope for a bright future in their own country.

Upon the petition of my eldest son, now a citizen of another
country, my wife and I were granted immigrant visas so we could live in
that country. I did not go, but my wife went to live with my children
there, so now we only visit each other. She, too, was disillusioned
with our leaders. Her leaving was to me the unkindest cut of all.

Marcos was thrown out of power, and was succeeded by the widow of
his foremost victim and later by a former army general. But my four
children remained skeptical about the future.

Tragedy struck when a movie actor was elected president.  Then he was charged with plunder and detained without bail.

I watched what my four remaining children would do. True enough,
two of them soon gave up and left. I could not believe they would go,
since they had studied in good universities, they had decent houses,
drove cars and lived in relative comfort. But they left because they
saw no hope here especially for their own children.

Now I have only two children left with me. They are also jumping
ship because they do not see any good reason for staying. Sadly I know
they are just waiting for me to go to my final destination, and they
may have only a few years to wait.

A recent survey found that about 20 percent of Filipinos want to
leave the country. Many families really want to go abroad for good. One
Inquirer columnist said it all for them when he wrote, "For the first
time in my life last week, I really felt that this country has become
hopeless."

Like my four children who have gone, many people are convinced this
country is hopeless and wish they had the opportunity to move elsewhere
with their families.

Countless Filipinos have chosen another way to leave, which is by
finding work abroad. If they could, they would uproot their families.
But they are forced to leave behind their spouses, children and parents
in order to take foreign jobs, mostly menial and below their level of
education, and they and their loved ones must suffer the pains of
separation and loneliness. While the government is happy for the
millions of dollars that they send home to prop up the economy, it does
nothing to address the reason why, like the emigrants, these overseas
Filipino workers have to go abroad in the first place.

There is also the big brain drain that the government does not seem
to care about. Educated and talented Filipinos go to live abroad and
apply their expertise and knowledge to their foreign jobs. The exodus
of doctors, nurses, engineers and technicians goes unabated, but the
government is not bothered by this waste of talent.

Why do Filipinos go away? First of all, there is so much corruption
everywhere in the government. A world opinion survey has revealed that
our country is the third most corrupt in Asia and the 11th most corrupt
in the world.

There is also too much politics. The finance secretary has said that politics is the cause of our dire economic problems.

But who is engaged in too much politics? Why, the politicians, of
course. There are too many of them in and outside Congress. They are
concerned only about their personal ambitions and their expensive
junkets and their abuse of their pork barrel and other perks. Gone are
the days of Recto, Laurel, Diokno, Osias and House Speakers Cornelio
Villareal and Eugenio Perez, of Ramon Magsaysay, and of justices like
Concepcion, Moran, and Avanceña.

Many politicians give speeches about poverty, joblessness, crime
and other ills, but do very little, if at all, to address these
problems. Instead, they resort to what is expedient or good for
themselves. Look at the shameless speed with which congressmen have
railroaded the impeachment charges against the Chief Justice and how
some senators are thirsting for the publicity they will get as judges
during the impeachment. Look also at how fast many politicians have
risen to defend the Chief Justice without ascertaining that he is
really innocent in his handling of the Judiciary Development Fund
amounting to billions of pesos.

The people are now cynical of this government. Even Filipinos
abroad share this cynicism, as shown by the fact that only one out of
every 100 of them has bothered to register under the new Absentee
Voting Law. Like my wife and children abroad, they do not trust the
government enough to participate by voting. The common lament is, why
vote when the same kind of so-called leaders will get elected anyway,
by hook or by crook?

Now, I am horrified to learn that another movie actor, who has
reportedly not finished high school, will be elected president in 2004.

When my last two remaining children leave because this country is
hopeless, my family would be completely shattered and, if I would still
be alive, my hope in the government will also be completely lost. This
would be tragic for me. I have seen better governance from the likes of
Laurel, Recto, and Magsaysay, and I will never see the light of hope in
this hopeless country.

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Silverio F. Aquino, 75, is a lawyer.
(Issued from Philippine Daily Inquirer)


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Steely Man

Sunday, September 4th, 2005

It’s taken Warner Bros. 11 years to get
‘Superman Returns’ off the ground. Not exactly faster than a speeding
bullet. Now ‘X-Men’ director Bryan Singer’s at the helm in Australia.
An exclusive visit.

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By Sean Smith
Newsweek

Sept.
12, 2005 issue - Surely they’re not going to kill Superman. Inside a
soundstage in Sydney, Australia, Brandon Routh, as the Man of Steel,
crawls across a black, wet wasteland, pursued by the evil Lex Luthor
(Kevin Spacey) and Luthor’s three henchmen. One of the thugs grabs
Superman by his hair and shoves his face into a dark puddle, holding
the hero’s head underwater as he struggles for air. Luthor strides up
behind Superman, stabs him in the back with some sort of Kryptonite
shiv and whispers a sentence so horrifying (and, for now, top secret)
into his ear that Superman cries out in agony. He staggers to his feet,
stumbles and topples backward over a cliff. Luthor walks to the edge,
looks down into the abyss and sneers, "So long, Superman." Playing this
scene just once would be rough. Routh will be beaten and tormented for
hours. "He’s very heroic normally," says director Bryan Singer, sipping
an iced vanilla latte. "You just happened to catch him on a bad day."

By
the time "Superman Returns" lands in theaters next summer, it will have
taken Warner Bros. 11 torturous years to get the movie off the ground.
At one point in the mid-1990s, Tim Burton was going to direct Nicolas
Cage as the man in tights. The next big plan was "Superman vs. Batman,"
directed by Wolfgang Petersen. Then, a few years ago J. J. Abrams,
creator of the shows "Alias" and "Lost," chipped in a "Superman" script
that whipped up a frenzy around the lot. It was teeming with huge
action sequences, but altered the Superman myth. (In Abrams’s version,
the planet Krypton survived.) Director McG was dying to direct it, but
couldn’t because he had committed to make "Charlie’s Angels: Full
Throttle." Brett Ratner signed on, but tussled with the studio over the
budget—at one point it was estimated at more than $200 million—and left
after six months. McG then stepped back in to direct, but location
became a problem. By shooting in Australia, the studio could shave
about $30 million off the budget. McG refused to fly, so the studio
showed him the door.

Meanwhile, Bryan Singer was coming off his
second "X-Men" movie for Twentieth Century Fox, and gearing up for a
third. Years earlier he had passed on the Abrams script because he had
his own idea for a "Superman" movie, if he ever got the chance to
direct one. Now, with the job open again, he decided to take the leap,
even though it would mean burning a bridge with Fox. At a dinner at
studio chief Alan Horn’s house last summer, Singer pitched his vision
for "Superman": the Man of Steel has vanished for five years, then
returns to Earth to find that the world is a different place and that
his love Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth) has a 4-year-old son and a fiance
(James Marsden). It’s unclear which man is the boy’s father, and Lois
doesn’t exactly give Superman a hero’s welcome. She writes a story in
the Daily Planet that includes the line "The world doesn’t need a
savior. And neither do I."

Until, that is,
Lex Luthor takes another stab at world domination. "On an external
level, the movie’s about how an idealistic superhero functions in the
modern world," Singer says, sitting in his trailer on the Sydney lot.
"But it ultimately becomes a story about what happens when an old
boyfriend comes back into your life, and about Superman trying to find
a place in Lois Lane’s world. I’m attempting to make a very emotional
film. This is certainly the most romantic, and the funniest, movie I’ve
made, and toward the end it gets a bit intense."

The
atmosphere on set is surprisingly light. Spacey, with his head shaved
for the role of Luthor, has turned his blue golf cart into the
"Lexmobile." "This is Lex’s Superbuster," Spacey says, giving a tour of
the tiny vehicle. There are Kryptonite decals, like flames, on the
sides. "We drove around the lot in it one day with a bullhorn, yelling
‘Superman must die!’" On set, Singer and Spacey—who haven’t worked
together since Singer’s film "The Usual Suspects" earned Spacey his
first Oscar—joke around constantly. When Singer demonstrates how Spacey
should arch his back when hit by debris, the actor observes his
technique, then says, "I sense a little Brian Boitano in there."

Good thing, because his bubble’s about to
become public property. Once the skin-tight Superman suit was
designed—mapped by computer to match Routh’s physique—the actor
couldn’t gain or lose a pound until shooting was over. There was lots
of early Internet buzz about the suit’s being too dark, or the "S" ’s
being too small, but the biggest issue for the studio, according to
costume designer Louise Mingenbach, was about Superman’s trunks. Or,
more specifically, what’s in them. "There was more discussion about
Superman’s ‘package’ than anything else on the suit," she says,
laughing. "Was it too big? Was it not big enough? Was it too pointy?
Too round? It was somebody’s job for about a month just working on
codpiece shapes. It was crazy." And the final verdict? "Not big," she
says, and laughs again. "Ten-year-olds will be seeing this movie."

So,
no doubt, will a lot of other people when the movie opens on June 30.
Still, after all the angst-ridden, conflicted heroes of recent
years—Batman, Spider-Man, all of the X-Men—is Superman just too
sincere, too simple, too good for modern audiences? Singer
doesn’t think so. "He’s the ultimate immigrant," he says. "He
represents what America is. We don’t always get it right, but truth,
justice—those are Superman’s ideals." A little box office never hurts,
either.

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